Teton Valley 118 acre Auction

Hello !

Bankruptcy auction :

- 118 ac

- Teton Valley prime view area

- opening bid will be $ 4990 !!

- Appraised December 2007 for $ 14 400 ac

- least expensive acreage available in the valley

Call me for details

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cowboy joke

cowboy from Texas goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

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Sincerely - your friend and well wisher

Timothy S Anderson

Silver Peaks Realty

Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services

pH 208 390 0737

www.buytetonland.com

Foreclosure Activity Teton Valley Idaho

Hello !

Call me soon about our bank owned listings :

- these properties have been foreclosed on and the bank will sell for less

than what is owed against them

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Call about the absolute best building site in the rocky mountain west

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golf laws

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

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Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson

Silver Peaks Realty

Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services

pH 208 390 0737

www.buytetonland.com

Teton Valley Idaho Foreclosures / Best Building Site in the Rocky Mountains

Hello !

Contact me now :

- this formally appraised $2.1 million dollar home available for $ 1 million or less.

- $ 1 million dollar homes being bought for under $400K

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Contact me :

- unlisted 2 ac parcel that I will bet my life has

the best unequalled view in the rocky mountains

- zoned for commercial or residential

* you will not believe this location

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cowboy joke

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737

www.buytetonland.com

22 ac Idaho Falls Idaho Prime Commercial / Teton Foreclosure Sale

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Prime commercial potential at new I-15 / Sunnyside Rd interstate exchange in Idaho Falls. This property is a large 22 ac parcel that is in direct line with the new Snake River Landing development project and the I-15 interstate exchange. Parcel borders Sunnyside Road and is adjacent to the new Teton Toyota. This property is part of the new premier grand entrance into Idaho Falls.

This property will be integrated into the long range commercial planning and expansion of Idaho Falls. This I-15 / Sunnyside Road interstate exchange location is the entrance into the highly progressive Snake River Landing mixed use residential and commercial development. Owners have authorized the listing agent to discuss all possible long range purchase terms.

Directions: S. from I.F. on I-15 to #116 interstate exchange. Go E from interstate exchange on Sunnyside Rd 1/4 mile, parcel on left

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Call me about foreclosure auction in Teton Valley 1/20.

Very nice twin home - townhouse neighborhood.

Best foreclosure deal yet !

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joker

A young man and a priest are playing golf together. At a short par 3 the priest asks, 'What are you going to use on this hole, my son?'
The young man says, 'An iron, father. How about you?'
The priest says, 'I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray.'
The young man hits his iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, 'I don't know about you, father, but in my church when we pray we keep our heads down.'

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com

Idaho Falls Prime 22 ac Commercial Potential

Hello !

Prime commercial potential at new I-15 / Sunnyside Rd interstate exchange in Idaho Falls. This property is a large 22 ac parcel that is in direct line with the new Snake River Landing development project and the I-15 interstate exchange. Parcel borders Sunnyside Road and is adjacent to the new Teton Toyota. This property is part of the new premier grand entrance into Idaho Falls.

This property will be integrated into the long range commercial planning and expansion of Idaho Falls. This I-15 / Sunnyside Road interstate exchange location is the entrance into the highly progressive Snake River Landing mixed use residential and commercial development. Owners have authorized the listing agent to discuss all possible long range purchase terms.

Directions: S. from I.F. on I-15 to #116 interstate exchange. Go E from interstate exchange on Sunnyside Rd 1/4 mile, parcel on left

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joke filler

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

Foreclosure Update - Teton Valley

Hello !

After two days of foreclosure auctions we had one Teton Valley foreclosure sale yesterday.

What were once million dollar homes :

- $ 267 K

Yeper - thats right.

The featured home on your right is still available for $400K.

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Also have a very nice twin home being auctioned that can be picked up for :

- $153 K

- 1300 sq. ft. in a nice neighborhood

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joke filler

First Prize

Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope.When he opened the envelope, he was very surprised to find a voucher for a free visit to a brothel. He had never been to one before but he decided to go the next day even though he was very nervous.The girls were very friendly and soon he found a lovely young lady and went with her to her room.Five minutes later, she came running to the Madam and asked,"Can you tell me what a Mulligan is?"

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Serices
pH 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

Investors - Don't Miss This Foreclosure !!!

Hello !

- Foreclosure Auction

- Twin Home in Driggs
- 1374 sq. ft, 2 br, 2.5 baths
- well maintained neighborhood

- Teton County assessor appraised value $ 198 560

- note is $144K

BE THERE

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joke time

Two Scots

Two Scots, Rabby and Angus are playing golf and come upon a water hole.Rabby tees up and hits it into the middle of the pond.He reaches into his bag to find that he is out of balls. He then asks Angus for a ball and proceeds to hit it into the pond as well. This goes on for 3 or 4 more times and when he asks Angus for yet another ball, Angus says."Rabby, theseball cost me a pretty penny,"Rabby replies "Och!, Angus if you cannee afford to play the game, ya shouldnee be out here"

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

Hot Deals for Monday Morning !

Hello !

- Ski Hill Road condo

- 3 br, $ 275

- prices have not been this low in this neighborhood in years

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- $ 6612 / month rental revenue commercial

- fully occupied / professional tenants

- community hallmark

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- half price .5 ac lots in Teton Springs

- four seasons recreational golf resort community

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joke time

Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!


Sincerely - your friend and well wisher

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

20 ac view Corridor Subdv. - $200k !!!!

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This is getting incredible !!!





Call me today :





- established high end subdivision





- view corridor





- 20 acres





- $ 200K

* Somebody is going to grab this !!!

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Joke filler You might be a fisherman if :

1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks Realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
pH 208 390 0737
http://www.buytetonland.com/
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

Foreclosure Auction - Possible $30K - $50K Instant Equity

Hello !

Call me about foreclosure auction on well maintained single family residence in great neighborhood.

Note is $148K - value of structure is in $200 K range.

This may be able to be purchased at foreclosure auction in the next 20 days.

This may be the best opportunity at auction to date.

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joke time

Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away."Where do you live?" asked the operator.Ole replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.""Can you spell that for me?" the operator asked.There was a long pause and finally Ole said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up der?"

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Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson

Silver Peaks Realty

Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services

pH 208 390 0737

www.buytetonland.com

www.squidoo.com/tetontim

New 40 ac w/home Offering Alta Wyoming

Hello !

New 40 ac w/home offering in Alta Wyoming :

- 40 ac, fenced

- 2600 sq. ft, 5 BR, 4Bath, 2 car garage

- 2 story with finished basement

- hand crafted features throughout/ leaded stained glass

- western design

- seasonal irrigation ditch

- well, septic

- propane/electrical heat

- 100' x 100' horse corral

- maple flooring, tile, carpet

- oak cabinets

- not in subdivision

- rural zoned

- bed and breakfast allowed

- 7% grade from east to west

* just a great home site with many handcrafted carpentry and stained glass features

$ 2.8 million

call for details - pH 208 390 0737

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson

Silver Peaks Realty

Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services

pH 208 390 0737

www.buytetonland.com

www.squidoo.com/tetontim