Tuesday, December 23, 2008

THESE ARE SCREAMERS !!!

Hey !


Its true - the deals I have are just to HOT !!!

Man , I have some followers to this blog ! Far out ! That's all its about - connecting buyers with sellers. Its so good. Buyers that are looking for affordable real estate and sellers that want to move product ( Jim - I know your watching - just send some of your buddy's my way )

And JF - its way cool that you found me !

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Spank

Spank who?

Spank you!

OK - enough :

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$6612 gross revenue a month. $79344 gross revenue year.

I have 10% gross revenue return on capital investment before minimal expenses.

Space fully occupied by professional tenants / leases in place

This is such a killer - I can put you on to this solid investment. Tired of the stock market and the meager interest on your CD's.

This is not even listed yet.

I want to tell ya - I'm not just skilled at sales. I am very skilled at analyzing return.

Somebody is going to pick this up soon.

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Now seriously

Ole, Lena, and little Ole went to the big City for the first time. They were walking down the street and looking in the windows of the big buildings. Little Ole spotted something that caught his eye and ran into a building. Big Ole and Lena followed him. There they all stood in front of a shiny metal door that was cut into a wall of black marble. A chubby, elderly, gray haired lady walked up and pushed a button on the wall next to the door. The door opened and she walked into the little room behind the shiny door. The door closed and the numbers above the door counted up and then down again. The shiny doors opened and a beautiful, well built, young lady walked out.
Little Ole said, "What kind of machine is dat, Dad?"
Big Ole replied, "I don't know little Ole, but push dat button and shove your Ma in there."

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Ski Hill Road property

small cabin style clean, well maintained home

1 ac - $279 ( screamer of the week )
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Joke filler :

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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Call me about the Teton Springs lots ( 2 - .5 AC lots for $330k total )

I have a little inside info on this situation that makes it real sweet !


Take care.

Sincerely - your friend and well wisher.

Timothy S Anderson
Silver Peaks realty
Anderson Residential and Commercial Construction Services
ph 208 390 0737
www.buytetonland.com
www.squidoo.com/tetontim

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